Bored~

Sometimes I find something funny I like to share. Hope you like as I did.

====================================================================
THE ATHEIST

An Atheist was walking through the woods."What majestic trees"!"What powerful rivers"!‘What beautiful animals"! He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard arustling in the bushes behind him.He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly chargetowards him. He ran as fast as he could up thepath. He looked over his shoulder and saw that thebear was closing in on him.
He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear waseven closer. He tripped and fell on the ground. Herolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bearwas right on top of him, reaching for him with hisleft paw and raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"
Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voicecame out of the sky.
"You deny my existence for all these years, teachothers I don’t exist and even credit creation tocosmic accident. Do you expect me to help youout of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?
The Atheist looked directly into the light, "It would behypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me asa Christian now, but perhaps You could make the BEARa Christian"?
"Very well," said the voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed.And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both pawstogether, bowed his head and spoke:
"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receivefrom thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."